{"id":23244,"date":"2024-03-28T14:04:50","date_gmt":"2024-03-28T13:04:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/denhelder.online\/?post_type=actueel&#038;p=23244"},"modified":"2026-04-14T13:52:10","modified_gmt":"2026-04-14T11:52:10","slug":"lentekriebels","status":"publish","type":"actueel","link":"https:\/\/denhelder.online\/de\/actueel\/lentekriebels\/","title":{"rendered":"Fr\u00fchlingsgef\u00fchl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">\u2018Ik vind die hele lente een obsceen <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">jaargetijde. Met die bloemen die <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">maar schaamteloos opengaan, <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">zodat je in die kelken kunt kijken. <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">Dan zie je die vieze meeldraden en <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">die stampers open en bloot hangen. <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">Ik heb daar niet om gevraagd, laten <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">ze die viezigheid voor zich houden! <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">Waarom kan het niet gewoon winter <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">blijven? Lekker koud, lekker kaal. <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">De lente maakt te veel emoties <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">los, die de mensen niet kunnen <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">hanteren, dat is het.\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">Fanatieke fans zullen in deze tekst <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">een van de parels in het typetjes\u00ad <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">repertoire van Kees van Kooten en <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">Wim de Bie herkennen. De ex\u00adleraar <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">Duits Otto den Beste, een prachtrol <\/span><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">van De Bie, gaat helemaal los over <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">de lente en vooral ons enthousiasme <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">over voorjaarsbloemen. Precies <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">35 jaar geleden op televisie uit\u00ad <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">gezonden, maar nog altijd tijdloze <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">humor (\u2018Het narcisme is een sterke <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">tot ziekelijke zelfingenomenheid <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">en dat karakteriseert die bloemen <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">uitstekend. Narcissen zijn ziekelijke, <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">zelfingenomen bloemen op die <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">lange dunne stelen. Bah.\u2019). Voor <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">Otto den Beste dus geen lente\u00ad<\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">kriebels. Maar hij heeft wel gelijk. <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">Het voorjaar maakt emoties los bij <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">mensen. Zij het vooral positieve. Dat <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">blijkt ook uit de afgeleide woorden <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">waarmee onze Nederlandse taal in <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">de loop der tijd is verrijkt: lentebode, <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">lentefeest, lentegroen, lentelucht, <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">lentezon, lentebier, enzovoorts. <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">We hebben zelfs een lente\u00adui, die <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">zijn naam dankt aan&#8230; Afijn, punt <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">gemaakt lijkt me.<br \/>\n<\/span><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">Maar wat zijn lentekriebels nou <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">eigenlijk? Wie te rade gaat bij <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">professor Google wordt meteen <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">doodgegooid met artikelen over <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">seksuele voorlichting op scholen en <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">heisa over die seksuele voorlichting <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">op scholen. Het is even doorscrollen, <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">maar tenslotte kom je toch uit bij <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">lente\u00adonderwerpen met een ander <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">soort diepgang.<br \/>\n<\/span><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">De Vlaamse schrijver Stijn Streuvels, <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">die op zijn 97e kromliep onder het <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">gewicht van onderscheidingen voor <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">de Nederlandse taal\u00ad en letterkunde <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">en dertien keer is genomineerd <\/span><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">voor een Nobelprijs, omschreef het <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">in 1941 bloemrijk: \u2018Vlug geworden <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">boerenmeisjes ondergaan nog <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">meest van al de lentekriebeling: <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">ze zijn wakker aan \u2018t snateren, <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">plaagziek en op leute gesteld, <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">verlangen heel de week naar den <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">Zondag, gelukkig om opgetooid, <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">met hun nieuwe kleeren uit te <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">komen, en op dril te gaan (&#8230;)\u2019<br \/>\n<\/span><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">De conclusie: na de winterblues is <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">iedereen weer goedgeluimd. Er is <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">schoonmaakdrang, nesteldrang, <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">wandeldrang, zonnebadendrang, <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">terrassendrang en zo nog wat <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">\u00addrangen. Laten we dat goed\u00ad <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">geluimde er zeker in houden. <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">En ons realiseren dat we, als de <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">zon schijnt, hier alles om ons <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">heen hebben die de lentekriebels <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">zo genoeglijk maken: strand, <\/span><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">terrassen, water, bossen, bloem\u00ad<\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">bollenvelden en ijsjes. Veel ijsjes. <\/span><br role=\"presentation\" \/><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"><br \/>\nLentekriebels. Voor sommigen <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">een ongelooflijk jeukwoord. <\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">Maar ik zeg: laat die lente\u00ad<\/span><span dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\">kriebels maar komen<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nRONALD DEN BOER<\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2018Ik vind die hele lente een obsceen jaargetijde. Met die bloemen die maar schaamteloos opengaan, zodat je in die kelken kunt kijken. Dan zie je die vieze meeldraden en die stampers open en bloot hangen. Ik heb daar niet om gevraagd, laten ze die viezigheid voor zich houden! Waarom kan het niet gewoon winter blijven? Lekker koud, lekker kaal. De lente maakt te veel emoties los, die de mensen niet kunnen hanteren, dat is het.\u2019<\/p>","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":23245,"template":"","doelgroep":[],"class_list":["post-23244","actueel","type-actueel","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","elementor_library_category-column","elementor_library_category-wonen"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v24.7 (Yoast SEO v28.3) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Lentekriebels - Den Helder Online<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/denhelder.online\/de\/aktuell\/lentekriebels\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Lentekriebels\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"\u2018Ik vind die hele lente een obsceen jaargetijde. 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